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I like that you are not sick with me. (c) aloys alzheimer

Mom’s reaction to your illness: 1. it’s because you sit at the computer a lot; 2. other.

A girl can only forget her grudge against you in one case - “Alzheimer.”

The first rule when you are sick is not to google about the disease. never.

claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces... for example, I go to a beer store and am afraid that it is already closed.

when you're the only one in the village who doesn't get ebola

Today I will fuck you so much that your balls will ache like fans of the national football team. I'm going to suck all the juices out of you through the urethra, and have the head of your penis go so deep into my throat that you can touch my heart :)