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“I need these clothes in case the police come and say that my rich husband died under strange circumstances” - the police enter and you are in the one on the left. when they say that he is dead, you are horrified, apologize and leave, then return to the right.

-Steve, Bill, tell me how you became so rich? -I never whistled in the house... -and I never took out the trash after six in the evening

in a past life I was rich

many people ask why I am so rich. I go to the market with my packages.

one blow past and your rich inner world and culture of speech will immediately be visible

be rich and people will flock to you

fabulously rich is when you have a swimming pool

get yourself a guy, you only have 5 rubles: 1. household - 2 rubles; 2. god of sex - 3p; 3. cheerful - 2p; 4. excellent body - 3p; 5. caring - 1p; 6. rich - 5p; 7. brutal - 1r; 8. faithful - 3p; 9. romantic - 1r; 10. patient - 1r; 11. smart - 3p; 12. loves children - 2p; 13. loves mother-in-law - 4p; 14. tolerates your friends - 2 rubles.