билет в один конец

One way ticket

one customer entered my cafe and asked for salad and potatoes. I asked if he would eat here or take the order home. he told me to go to hell, took my order and swore at me. I love working in the prison canteen.

my hobbies: 1. log into the same applications for hours; 2. don’t talk to anyone for weeks; 3. listen to the same tracks that I have been listening to for 20 years; 4. imagine yourself in various situations that will never happen.

-Steve, Bill, tell me how you became so rich? -I never whistled in the house... -and I never took out the trash after six in the evening

a Russian Railways ticket purchased through the internet explorer browser, via Megafonov's Internet, with a Sberbank card with Russian postal delivery, opens the gates to hell. -but slowly

weather bolt: the bolt is wet - it’s raining; the bolt is dry - no rain; the bolt casts a shadow - clear; the bolt is not visible - fog; the bolt swings - windy; bolt in white - snow; the bolt moves up and down - an earthquake; no bolt - data update.

two tickets to hell please

ride an elephant, they said, it will be fun, they said...

Yesterday a Toyota hit Justin Bieber! Toyota drive your dream!