бесполезные советы

if you are sitting next to a girl on the street and she says that she is cold. tell her to go home or else she'll catch a cold

There's no use arguing with me. I realized I was wrong 10 minutes ago, now I'm arguing just to piss you off

it makes no sense - said the mind. This is ridiculous - experience has noticed. it's useless - cut off common sense. oh, fuck it like that! - the client was delighted.

I see all the guys 23+ with their earlobes sewn up. what is it? Are tunnels turning out to be useless crap in adult life? who would have thought, right?