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an experienced electrician doesn’t even grab his wife’s two tits at the same time
2013 11 14 06:02
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KAZAKHSTAN Soran
2014 10 28 00:43
6
KAZAKHSTAN Almaty
the white birch tree under my window was covered with snow, like silver
2014 10 09 05:43
9
KAZAKHSTAN Almaty
We take potassium first, then three barium. Twenty-five protons Seventeen electrons. A bucket of water and chlorine are there, an armful of firewood and meth is ready! BXAXAXAXHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2014 05 14 14:42
21
KAZAKHSTAN Almaty
when a girl says she only takes the most necessary things on vacation
2014 12 28 08:52
0
RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
I'm sitting at the dentist. the phone rings. I see - my favorite. I asked the doctor to answer. He picks up the phone and calmly says: “Hello?” Sorry, her mouth is busy right now. When I finish, she will spit and call you back!
2014 08 03 09:00
5
RUSSIA Taganrog
-do you take singing lessons?? -yes, I'll take it -who is your teacher? - Well, there was one woman from Monatna.. - Do you have a lawyer? - no, I don’t have a lawyer - hire yourself a lawyer and sue this woman
2013 09 13 01:42
1
RUSSIA Bugul'ma
