беда

Hello, it's me, Yegorych. There is some problem with the crypto, and grandma needs medicine, borrow 800 rubles

with victory in short

“fgaou dpo ipk-tek” today the Danes asked me what was written on the building where we go to have lunch every day. my vocabulary was not enough...

-Son, have you eaten? -Yes mom. -what did you eat? - blowjob. oh, the omelette is T9. - Son, I don’t like that you’re having lunch with your friend Anton.

misfortune never comes alone

not given. So sorrow

The important thing is not to win but to take part

-Dad, meet me, this is Alexander! - Come have lunch with us! - Dad, Alexander is full! -Alexander, don’t piss, come in!..