época de acasalamento

During the mating season, human males throw songs to the females on the wall, the female will like the song of the most attractive male

the most awesome time in my life was kindergarten: I had a wife, children, a house and superpowers! and now this is some bullshit...

a drunken car lady stole a traffic police baton. While drawing up the report, the woman grabbed the staff and ran into the forest, constantly threatening the inspector in the Tatar language. and her companion at that time threw dead chickens into the patrol car.

fuck you sucker

I want to go back to the times of Stalinist repressions, reforms and death penalties! Mom says the ice cream was very tasty back then.

- fact: if the earth were 10 feet closer to the sun we would burn, and if it were further we would freeze. -If anyone is interested, this is bullshit. The distance from planet earth to the star sun, depending on the time of year, can range from approximately 147 to 152 million km. -Listen, were you asked to comment on my posts? Never comment on my statuses again. I didn't ask you...

oh that awkward moment