I know what it means to “lose everything.” at school I was an excellent student until the fourth grade
2014 12 10 07:27
97
RUSSIA Moscow
It seems to me that the ideal death for me is to choke on wine while laughing at a stupid picture.
2015 10 30 13:30
10
RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
As a child, I thought that the conductor on the bus was the wife of the bus driver.
2015 09 25 06:53
9
RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
It’s a shame when he rocked for several years, and when he went missing, the signs said he had an ordinary build.
2015 09 18 04:18
25
RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
first I put things off until the evening, and then fuck it
2015 09 15 21:01
17
UKRAINE Kyiv City
I'm ready for a lot, but I'm not ready to put a photo from my passport on my Avatar
2015 04 20 04:49
19
RUSSIA Moscow
got to such a level of friend zone that he met her boyfriend's parents
2015 02 26 14:53
21
BELARUS Mogilev
I have already been called to the ice bucket challenge. and I still haven't taken off my Harlem shake.
2014 09 14 01:20
19
RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
jokingly yelled in a store - this is robbery, served 7 years
2014 08 05 04:36
13
BELARUS Minsk
hi, let's go somewhere? inhaling means “yes”, licking your elbow means “no”
2014 06 06 04:36
5
RUSSIA Moscow
matured - this is when the bunny stopped passing all sorts of goodies through his mother
2014 05 06 15:48
2
KAZAKHSTAN Almaty