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when you won a super game

chocolate is extracted from cocoa beans. beans are vegetables. sugar - from sugar beets. beets are a vegetable. So, chocolate is also a vegetable, and vegetables are good for health! checkmate!

What should a real gentleman do after a romantic dinner? help the lady burn the calories she acquired at dinner.

imagine how high the driver on the left is

SEX, DRUGS AND ALCOHOL ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO A USUAL WINTER DAY. WHEN YOU CAME HOME, YOU TOOK OFF YOUR HAT AND SCRATCHED YOUR FOREHEOD.

-Yes, master, I did it all! Only he didn’t steal it, he took it. didn't spoil it, but marked it. I didn’t break it, but I won. and didn’t yell, but sang!!!