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for widow

“I need these clothes in case the police come and say that my rich husband died under strange circumstances” - the police enter and you are in the one on the left. when they say that he is dead, you are horrified, apologize and leave, then return to the right.

for widow

If sports were truly beneficial, there would be several Jews on each horizontal bar.

for a widow!

-young man, why are you laughing endlessly? -I wouldn't laugh endlessly...

- for a widow!

-Dad, meet me, this is Alexander! - Come have lunch with us! - Dad, Alexander is full! -Alexander, don’t piss, come in!..

I was joking | But not me

Plumber Petrov received two years in prison for shouting on the street: everything is rotten, the whole system needs to be changed!