wife whore

-I just watched a movie where a dude’s wife was brutally murdered by a serial maniac and his son was left disabled. It so happened that this son was kidnapped and the dude had to chase the kidnapper a thousand miles with a mentally retarded chick. -ohhhh... and what kind of movie...??? -in search of nemo.

-Where do you get the money from? - I take it from the nightstand. -Who leaves them there? -my wife. -Where does she get the money from? -I give it to her. -Where are you from? -from the nightstand.

cooked....compote....asked my husband....to strain it......from the berries......this shot.. took out a colander......drained the compote into the sink ......and stands.....thinks...)))))))

- tell me how your wife went crazy? - we traveled in the mountains, where there is a beautiful echo. but the wife is accustomed to always having the last word...

Call your son “detonator” so that if he gets lost, you’ll shout at your wife, “Where’s the detonator!?”

wife: - the hole in my earring hurts... husband: - who is this earring?!

made breakfast: for my beloved daughter, for her mother