well said

-Darling, I want to go to the Maldives, but even though I don’t, I’ll go to hell.

- and which one do you want? -red BMW convertible. -Well, what do they say? - They said no one would buy a kidney so quickly. -call another hospital. I urgently need

I always feel safe on the streets of my city

I was at an interview at a company today... the manager gave me a laptop and said: try to sell it to me... well, I took the laptop and left the room with it, and then... left altogether. When I came home, the HR manager called me and started screaming hysterically: return my laptop immediately! I said: 200 bucks and the laptop is yours....

-Darling, look what a beautiful day! -what you're suggesting? - Well, you yourself said that you would leave me one fine day.

well weather

Well, hello, morning! Did you even get enough sleep, you everyday monster?!

Well, say hi - hydroponics