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when you broke up with your internet girlfriend and you hear your brother crying in the room

It’s me who wakes up in a fit of motivation and a burst of strength, ready to move mountains, as if it wasn’t me who cried into my pillow half the night and wanted to die: today we’ll fuck

Thanks to the new soca-cola. Now I know the names of the pigs that leave trash in the yard.

silicone wine glasses for the pool or camping. or just because drunk people drop things

when you want to show everyone that you are rich, but you take the bus

if fairy tales were published in the yellow press: “crazy fish brought pensioners to poverty!”, “a mutant child is forced to live underground!”, “the water in the puddles is poisoned by chemicals! The boy was an idiot, he became a brute!”, “the oligarch’s daughter lost her honor in a pigsty!", "the cyborg left the Swedish family without sweets!", "the famous showman was robbed by a well-hewn block of wood!", "due to the construction of a cottage village, the pensioner's country house was turned in the opposite direction from the picturesque forest!", "the demobilization tricked the pensioner into giving the latest products! the swindler used edged weapons!", "plastic surgery is an accomplice of kidnapping, seven children are missing!", "pensioner maniacs poisoned animals with baked goods with LSD!", "several miners held a young girl captive for a month! ", "a drug-addicted girl is being turned on by a rabbit!", "homeless animals share emergency housing!", "for a flower stolen by her father, the daughter had to become the wife of a mutant!", "an employee killed a clergyman with a click in the forehead!", "the girl used the petals of a plant as a powerful hallucinogenic!", "An animated nut cracker against a mutant rat! do not miss!"

yellow colored wine is called white because it is made from green grapes. fuck logic!

-ghost!!! aaaaa!!! -fools!!! I'm glass!

-Dad, what is the greatest Jewish dilemma? -free pork. -It can be sold.

One Chinese sage said: ...Cool, right? I actually cried at this place...