watermelon

When I ate a watermelon before bed and then woke up in the middle of the night

mint treats neuralgia, and beets treat hypertension. strawberries drive away salt, and sage drives away toothache. Eat watermelon for nephritis. and lingonberries - for arthritis. To have more strength, don’t forget about the “elecampane”. cranberry - will cure cystitis. radish - cough and bronchitis. for headaches - viburnum, and for colds - tea with raspberries. nettle - cleanses the blood, treats vision; carrots. sleep will be returned - motherwort, hops. strength, vigor - honey, ginseng. Treat the liver with mountain ash. heart - mint and viburnum, so as not to have diabetes, eat Jerusalem artichoke all summer. Let's cure asthma with hyssop. bladder - dill. ulcers, wounds, hemorrhoids - rinse with plantain. Apply the onion to the boils. Listen to this friend’s advice, eat greens every day.

what a sweet sedative

Very soon the time will come when there will be watermelon for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

You can’t explain to your grandma that you have a Porsche

at lays. director: are you sure that customers will like the taste of “watermelon and plaster”? pregnant advisor: absolutely.

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what do we have here? varnish, gel, cream. so, what is this? oh, watermelon.