waschen

Me: “I’m hiding a secret from the whole city.” my mother, who decided to hang my clothes after washing:

-Does the minced meat need to be washed? -Didn't understand?! -Well, how do you wash the minced meat for cutlets? -Well, you wash your meat, that’s why I asked. -Why should I yell right away?!

attention. this guy was supposed to buy our washing machine for 15,000 rubles. he wanted to see her at work first, and asked her to load her things for washing. after the washing was finished, he said: let me go get the money, got into the car and left with clean clothes.

when you realize that in 4 minutes you have to wash, get dressed, sober up and run to work.

If you drink sprats with milk, then you can unwash the strawberries

don’t know who they are going to wash?