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As children we laughed: “Homer, what a loser you are!” and now you look: he has a job, a loving wife, cool children, a life full of adventures, he’s even been to space... and who’s the loser here?

what are you???

what are you???

A Lego brick can withstand a load of 430 kg before breaking. -what are you???

What are you, an asshole?

-she is 15, and I am 13 and I made her a virgin. -What are you, a fool?

Pickup lesson from Danila: "come on, what are you..."

-have you ever wondered what your future wife is doing now?) -I know what she’s doing now) she’s texting me ;) -oh, how cute. -That’s it, she went to bed, I’ll go too, did you want something? - Damn, what a fool you are!