If you don’t know what to buy a girl, tell her that you’ve already bought a gift and invite her to guess. she will list what she wants. - this is genius
-Are you ready, children? -Yes captain! I can not hear! -and you never hear anything. you only hear yourself. you know, when we met, you were different.
-Alfred. this sandwich was disgusting! -Do you know what I did to the last person who said that to me, sir? -What? -I hired a drug addict to shoot her and her husband in the gateway.
-Do you know who you haven’t talked to for a long time? with your ex! -Did this guy look in your direction? It’s better to punch him hard in the face. fast! -This closet is a great place to pee. -If you yell and swear, the police will definitely let you go.