vorstellung

-Who even stores porn on a hard drive in the age of fast Internet? -What if the Internet is turned off? -imagination

my imagination doesn't allow me to study properly

I was at an interview at a company today... the manager gave me a laptop and said: try to sell it to me... well, I took the laptop and left the room with it, and then... left altogether. When I came home, the HR manager called me and started screaming hysterically: return my laptop immediately! I said: 200 bucks and the laptop is yours....

if you're not afraid of the dark, it means you have a shitty imagination

imagine if you could watch a trailer for your 2015