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- we flew to the Maldives... - of course we flew! -Don’t interrupt, so, a German, a Frenchman and a Russian flew to the Maldives...

This is me pretending not to notice the mosquito that is flying in my room so that it calmly lands on me and I can quickly swat it away

a child born on board an aircraft during a flight receives a lifetime right to fly free of charge around the world. This thought haunts me

Those born to crawl love to learn to fly.

-Dude, how are you? -you fucking son of a bitch, I played angry birds on highscreen pure f there was only one fucking pig left and your fucking SMS came out on top and I sent the bird to fly, fuck you knows where you went, fuck you bitch!! -sorry... -you just did it one more fucking time, fuck you man, fuck you!!!

Scientists using special laser technology created mini glasses 2mm in size and put them on the head of a fly.