vater und tochter

Sometimes my daughter’s classmates come to visit me and say they want to play on the console. Like any father, I, of course, am a little nervous: you understand, they are 13, hormones can even break my console...

The little daughter comes up and whispers in her ear: Dad, I’ll tell you something now, you’re going crazy! The father, clearing his throat, replies: thank you, daughter... no need... I'm already crazy!

-Dad, I want to get married. -Apologize first. -For what? - I’m sorry. - But for what? What I've done? -just apologize. -but... what is my fault? - apologize. -For what??? - apologize. -Please, at least tell me the reason! - apologize. -okay, dad... excuse me!!! -Now you're ready. your training was successful. when you learn to apologize without any reason, you can get married!

you fuck such a chick... and then dad comes in. her dad and your dad. your dad!

-Dad, so how is it to have such a handsome and smart son? -I don’t know, son. ask grandpa.

I bought myself an Apple watch without moms, dads and loans..

- hi Sarochka, are you ready to work with your mouth today?;) - Igor, Sarah in the shower, this is her father and I’m very interested in what she will do with her mouth!!!! - didn’t she tell you? -No!! -we're going to a karaoke club today :)