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son, look, I made you a keychain, there were trinkets on your table

look closely at the black dot and the gray begins to disappear: unemployment, corruption, poverty, crime, emigration

when you suddenly consider yourself a stupid degenerate, remember that there are women in the world who read wedding rap to their husbands at their weddings.

When my dad sent me rosaries and backgammon from orbit for my birthday for the second time, I began to suspect a little that he was not an astronaut.

little-known fact: if you cut off an official's head, he can steal for another 20 minutes.

if a volcano erupts near you and it’s too late for you to save yourself, freeze in an incomprehensible position and break the brains of archaeologists

how to get a guy: 1. come to our store, buy a cupcake. 2. give it to your lover and say: “if the cupcake is delicious, then we should be together.” 3. The cupcakes from our store are very tasty, so you will succeed. if he refuses, then please come again, we will give you a free cup of hot coffee or tea so that you can pour it on his face.

plant correctly! if you plant if you plant a sapling, there will be a tree. if you plant an illegal logger, there will be a hundred more trees. If you plant the official who allowed this, there will be a thousand more trees.