um abacaxi

we had 2 pots of brosh, not red, but with cabbage, 75 sausages, half a canister of tea, an excellent thirst quencher, and an endless supply of salad, completely stuffed with apples and pineapples of all varieties and colors. he infuriated me terribly, but I knew that sooner or later we would switch to this rubbish.

pineapple growing

a real gamer is not distracted by trifles

-What hairstyle do you want? - "Spongebob's hut" - not a word more

To call the elevator, short-circuit 2 free wires. -this is Russia baby

You probably didn’t know how pineapples grow, but they grow on the ground

An iPhone saved a guy's leg from a bullet wound. -from a Nokia 3310 it would ricochet and kill the shooter

one customer entered my cafe and asked for salad and potatoes. I asked if he would eat here or take the order home. he told me to go to hell, took my order and swore at me. I love working in the prison canteen.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT