tubo de língua

a and b sat on the pipe. a killed, b killed, and killed. The pipe was dismantled and thrown into a landfill. the narrator was found in the car with his throat cut. Only you remained alive, the only witness to this terrible story. just for how long...

only two people out of a hundred can bend their tongue into a tube. That's it, you can stick your tongue back!

-I’m cramped, sit on your brother’s lap. - Fuck, there's a bumpy road ahead

took - stood up

the morning does not begin with coffee

hey you, with a boner, to the board