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you have not yet used our new service, and we have already withdrawn money from you. MTS is one step ahead!

business idea: 1) we enter into an agreement with a cellular operator for a paid number. 2) take a loan from a bank. 3) we don’t pay the loan. 4) collectors call your paid number around the clock. 5) we rake in the loot with a shovel. profit!

-how does the driver of a children's bus swear when he is cut off? -honey mole! pike!

driver! beware of the places where children come from