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Am I a good housewife? - No. Do I want to become better? - also no. By the way, it's a shit pie.

"smack!" -the only blow you can afford

-Expensive! what a delicious pie! -I bought it in the store. -Will you bake one yourself? -Of what? We have no monosodium glutamate, no e517, no e1452!

HOW TO MAKE A PIE: step 1. Cooking is not an option, it will turn out crap. step 2. Buy a pie.

- the man is not the one who fucked the women, but the one who kissed his son’s pepper! -I gave the grade for the pissyulka. -I personally kiss both my little ones on the pussies))))) damn, these are my favorite places!!! My daughter has a “pie”, and Timka has a “pepper”!!! I kiss my son so that my husband doesn’t see, otherwise he’ll get jealous

-an, do you want to eat? - no - maybe some cottage cheese? - no - there are hedgehogs - no need - more borscht with sour cream - I don’t want - what about dumplings? - I can’t - maybe some cutlets? - I won’t - fish? pies? cheesecakes? - no - some seagull? some coffee? cocoa? milk? - Grandma, I want to sleep! -ah, well, sleep, sleep. There is a chocolate bar in the nightstand.

WHATEVER FILM HE IS IN, HE WILL ALWAYS REMAIN THE GUY WHO FUCKED THE PIE

NOTHING. I'LL FINISH..