tierra del futuro

"land of the future" - budget 180,000,000, no one remembers. “green elephant” - budget for 5 bottles of vodka, quoted 15 years later.

what's going on in this fucking wheat field

I travel endlessly. on earth around the sun.

evacuation plan

- fact: if the earth were 10 feet closer to the sun we would burn, and if it were further we would freeze. -If anyone is interested, this is bullshit. The distance from planet earth to the star sun, depending on the time of year, can range from approximately 147 to 152 million km. -Listen, were you asked to comment on my posts? Never comment on my statuses again. I didn't ask you...

politically incorrect geography: Eskimos, Americans, Eskimos, Indians, Chukhons, fascists, bourgeois, Maros, blacks, penguins, ours, crests, Jews, Khachiks, blacks, chocks, Chukchi, cross-eyed, Chinese, Chuchmeks, narrow-eyed, Japs, kangaroos

-hey, angel. Didn't it hurt to fall from heaven to earth? - it hurts, fuck it

travel correctly

-one hour on this planet is equal to 7 years on earth! - great, I’ll sit here for a couple of hours until the end of military conscription