this moment

that moment when you look at your old photos and realize what a freak you were

operated by a group of young girls. operate as follows: you leave the supermarket, go to the car, load up and want to leave. At this moment, two pretty pussies run up to the car and tearfully ask for a ride to the metro, their money was stolen, and their mother will meet them there. you agree. one sits in the front seat, the other back. and suddenly the one in front bends over and starts giving you a blowjob, and the second one, while you are thrilled, eats your food, bitch.

there is only a moment between the past and the future, it is this moment that is called “present continuous”

Only three people in history walked on water: Jesus, Peter and Anselmo. but only Anselmo has a photo of this moment :)

that moment when the hairdresser cleanses you like an ancient artifact

that moment when you realize the neighbors' party was a great success

that moment when your friend's hand looks like a cat

you are a soulless bastard if you didn’t cry at this moment

when you walk into a room and forget something, you are actually bumping into aliens. at this moment, people in black appear, neutralize the aliens and erase your memory. unfortunately, they cannot remind you what exactly you needed to go to the room for.

at this moment you hate the whole world