thank you

-Thank you for saving me every damn morning. -kisul, I'm just helping you poop

doctor: I'm very sorry, we gave you the wrong drug, you have 2 days to live. Me with my hyper-politeness: yes, it’s fine, no big deal, thank you

Thank you, it was delicious. Please, here is your bill, you will be charged 760 rubles for dinner. No money left. But you hang in there. Good luck, hello to the cook.

“many thanks to you” - salary in the future

my friends, when I borrowed them money "thank you"

-Do you have money before Saturday? -How many? -150. -Thank you, there is. don't worry so much about me.

Thank you, brain, for offering killer arguments about 15 minutes after the argument.