tengamos sexo

Who are you? let's go on a date.

-Hello, we are not familiar. I'm just writing to wish you a happy birthday. ;) happiness, good luck, beaver. - hi) thank you hahahahaha. - Shall we have sex? -Let's))

-Why did you come home at 5 am? - is it my fault that at 5 am we have nowhere else to go but home?!

we had 2 pots of brosh, not red, but with cabbage, 75 sausages, half a canister of tea, an excellent thirst quencher, and an endless supply of salad, completely stuffed with apples and pineapples of all varieties and colors. he infuriated me terribly, but I knew that sooner or later we would switch to this rubbish.

this is what my friend and I look like when we try not to get shot, like we’re dead

-How are you doing at school? -Mom, the main thing is that we are healthy.

-Dad, I want a new MacBook. -new MacBook? son, we had Pentium three and Windows 95, we did it like this!