technical support

I got through to technical support, said: “our call is very important for you, wait for the caller’s question” and began to quietly improvise on the piano.

Dear God, I would like to report a bug

what happens to Anton Uralsky once every 24 hours? -we take a hint - call stream technical support

- remove everyone from VK, I want to live alone. -Hello, Victoria! For this there is google+ with respect, VKontakte support team.

technically I'm not on the table

you fucking already fucked up, with the same technique

- Dear @roscomnadzor, if you block pornhub, do you at least offer an alternative? kisses, Lelya. - Dear Lelya, as an alternative, you can meet someone in real life.

my mother is a surgeon. -this film is brilliant! I have an idea! daughter, let's try a new technique. -Don't hurt me, please.. -I'm your mother, you have to trust me. look, now you're like a predator. -aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! -ha-ha-ha! do it again.

my friend once made fun of a computer science teacher: he took a screenshot of the desktop, deleted all the shortcuts and set that screen as the background image. after several hundred futile attempts to log into my computer, she, not understanding anything, decided to call the service and call a technician. so he came, scratched his turnip and couldn’t think of anything better than to tear down Windows...

-Welcome to the society of nerds! get yourself a chair. -actually, this chair, as you put it, doesn't have a back, so technically it's a stool. -It looks like we have a new chairman!