tapon de vino

This tree was installed in Paris before Christmas. Doesn't remind you of anything? -oooh, bath plug. at least my ex had one in her bathroom. and not alone.

an invention for which there was no prize

will you come pick me up at work today, tell me exactly? if not, then I’ll wear sandals without heels, since I’m pregnant, it’s hard for me to walk a lot in heels. and with these flat sandals I wanted to wear a white dress, it matches the color, so I need to wear light underwear under the white dress. Well, answer my question, I’m going to the bath and I need to choose panties: white or another color (for the dress that I wanted to wear with heels)

I bought a tail for my Halloween costume. but I just can’t figure out how it’s attached. maybe someone knows? -I have bad news for you

heel, aren’t you lying to me, bitch?

“Please help, do I need to insert the tampon deeply? I’ll insert it for the first time” - until it clicks

Who are you, warrior?

You'll have so many diamonds you can chew them with your ass

darling, iron your clothes, otherwise they will say that I don’t do shit for you