sword belt

-maaaam, throw off the sword!

one customer entered my cafe and asked for salad and potatoes. I asked if he would eat here or take the order home. he told me to go to hell, took my order and swore at me. I love working in the prison canteen.

boy: said - done. man: I didn’t promise, I said I’d try. experienced man: I actually didn’t say that. grandfather: there was no such thing at all. old warrior - wise warrior

This is fucked up, comrades! I did this, only with a photo of a girl. I told a close (!) friend, supposedly it was my boyfriend’s mistress, she swore that she wouldn’t tell anyone, we’ve been friends since childhood, as it were. Today the cops were laughing at all this, the bastard “ratted” me out, fuck such friends