stone

when you're hooked too much

what if the stones are actually soft, they just tense up when we touch them?

when you sit stoned and try not to die

What happens if a husband sees condoms in his wife’s bag? light reflected from the packaging of condoms, passing through the transparent cornea, first hits the elastic lens. the lens, deforming, focuses on the object, as a result of which a reduced and inverted image of condoms will be projected onto the retina. The retina itself is a layer of nerve cells. which are adjacent to the rod pigment cells (react quickly to light, but do not allow one to distinguish colors) and cones (react more slowly, but do allow one to distinguish colors). signals from nerve cells enter the brain, where they are analyzed. as a result, the husband understands that these are condoms, and not, for example, a hedgehog or a can of cola.

when you're stoned, but not as stoned as your friend

bacon stone

WHEN YOU ARE FUCKING FUCKING AWAY FROM THE COPS

WHEN YOU ARE SIT IN THE TOILET FUCKING SMOKED

-Good evening, Denis. want to earn money? I can get a job in Gazprom, Rosneft, the State Duma. or cooperation with my small company. want to earn money? -What did I just read? -I don’t know, I’m stoned, sorry