stand up

Ryan Gosling looks like a fag here...Teach me how you determine sexuality from a photo? Well, it’s very simple, you look at the photo, if you stand up, then there’s a fag in the photo.

-Giving girls flowers is strange. -like... here, I... I killed them for you! -When I saw them, I thought they were very beautiful and remembered you... ...and killed them. -Anyway, here I brought them to you... you'll probably want to put them in water so they... ...die, slowly.

breastfeeding in public. doesn't it annoy you? annoys me. You can't see anything from behind the baby's head.

if women ruled the world there would be no wars... just a lot of countries not talking to each other