stand up

if women ruled the world there would be no wars... just a lot of countries not talking to each other

Ryan Gosling looks like a fag here...Teach me how you determine sexuality from a photo? Well, it’s very simple, you look at the photo, if you stand up, then there’s a fag in the photo.

-Giving girls flowers is strange. -like... here, I... I killed them for you! -When I saw them, I thought they were very beautiful and remembered you... ...and killed them. -Anyway, here I brought them to you... you'll probably want to put them in water so they... ...die, slowly.

breastfeeding in public. doesn't it annoy you? annoys me. You can't see anything from behind the baby's head.

took - stood up

two tickets to hell please

I was standing at the bus stop, waiting for the bus, when suddenly, next to me, a pigeon began to puff itself up, all puffed up, chest forward, and it was coming towards me, then moving away. it was clear that he was showing off in front of the pigeon. Well, he pretended to be scared and walked away. I hope she gave it to him. -thanks bro!