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While your wife is at work, take out all her jars, creams, shampoos, scrubs and perfumes. Don't be afraid, fool, this is all for you: today you are a princess.

Thank you, it was delicious. Please, here is your bill, you will be charged 760 rubles for dinner. No money left. But you hang in there. Good luck, hello to the cook.

fortune, i

Moscow is, in short, a city of gnomes: we love grandmas, loads of money, a lot of bearded men and awesome underground metro palaces. St. Petersburg are elves: some kind of half-pokers with off-the-scale self-esteem, a subtle sensual nature and local patriotism. the rest of Russia is inhabited by Orcs.

- Do you want an interesting job, success with women, and everything you want? -Well, yes. -Well, get off the couch and find a job, you bastard. No, it's some kind of scam.