sommes à l'heure

Let me remind you what Shakespeare bequeathed, paraphrasing for the present hour: when they love us, we friend-zone, when we love, they friend-zone us.

checked for ripeness.

the daughter came without a sled and said that her grandfather and granddaughter asked her to ride them. she told them the address, and they will bring it when they get ready. We are glad that we raised a kind girl, but we read the lecture that she is too trusting. two hours later there was a knock on the door and they brought a sleigh and candy. The daughter reached into her pocket: “Here, I’m returning your phone.”

this is not a joke, we met on a minibus

you still have a few hours to pump yourself up for summer

-Sir, we are surrounded! -great, now we can attack in any direction!

We are sitting on the test. The teacher gradually removes students with spurs. the dean comes in: oooh... there are probably a lot of people who like to cheat here... teacher: no, the amateurs have already left, only professionals remain!

had a good rest - that's when it happens

Of course we're audio veterans, dammit. We survived the crazy frog. crazy froga, whore. back in childhood. This is fucking immunity for life

it's your time