sofa

b simple exercises that everyone can do: 1. get up from the couch; 2. returning home drunk; 3. stand in line silently; 4. check if the leg is in place; 5. close your ears so as not to hear voices; 6. come to terms with it.

you can't stop living beautifully

“we come up with the worst thing you can say after sex” - my grandfather died on this sofa

You can't stop gossiping nicely

We are so glad to have guests! come in and have a seat!

how to remove a grease stain from a sofa? file for divorce

I decided that I don't want to be an adult anymore. and if anyone needs me, look for me in my castle.

- Do you want an interesting job, success with women, and everything you want? -Well, yes. -Well, get off the couch and find a job, you bastard. No, it's some kind of scam.

moved out from my parents

homeless respawn