snickers

-Why did you eat my Snickers, you stupid fool. not yours, don't touch!!!!!! She quickly gave me the money for it!!!! - Why are you hiding him behind mayonnaise like a rat? I ate it purely on principle

Have you ever been so drunk that you confused your phone with a Snickers?

it seems like they forgot something

it's time to save this pathetic planet

at this moment you hate the whole world

perfect

I approve!

this is complete bullshit! our relationship is going to hell! You don’t love me anymore?! that's true, right?! I knew this shit would happen sooner or later! go to hell! Do you think I'm yelling at you because of PMS????!!! no shit like that!! You just stopped loving me and are blatantly lying to me!!!!!! Oh my God!!!! You constantly lie to me, saying that you love me! and I'm a fool to believe in every time!!!! This whole thing completely fucked me up! Well?! do you have something to say?!