sim karte

SIM card cutting - cheaper than in the synagogue

Question.. I bought a phone, but the SIM card input is small?? Is this a marriage? or am I missing something? - yeah... marriage) - Alena, well, not really, to expand the SIM card slot, you need to put it in the microwave for a minute) - fucking fagot, bitch fagot

-Can you imagine my potatoes fell off the table? she almost fell, and I caught her. Like Flash or Batman, I caught a potato! -Remind me why I'm still with you? -boobs. -oh, yes. wonderful, my love)

Yes! Eat on horses!

-Yes, I did that in GTA. -It’s interesting how the nose of the plane does not submerge due to the weight of the pilots’ iron-titanium-concrete eggs. -because the weight of his eggs is equal to the feces deposited by the passengers behind)

Yes, turn on the microphone for him

yes, of course, and everything is clear

yes how much is possible?! I got a job as a chemistry teacher at a school... I've already lost count of how many times I was asked if I could cook meth. At the same time, not only children, but also teachers ask!