session

"beer academy" - closed the session

session comes

The first rule of iPhone ownership is that everyone should know that you have an iPhone.

- sometimes when I see Chinese tourists somewhere, I think that they are inspecting their future possessions...

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

50 shades session

dean's office after the session

session: teacher, nerds, me, majors

iPhones should be sold in the toilet near regular mirrors. photo session, under lamp light, where I took a shit yesterday!!!