serial killer

sit down, man, I have a serious conversation with you, explain why you are stealing crap from my tray?

serial dumbass.

-I just watched a movie where a dude’s wife was brutally murdered by a serial maniac and his son was left disabled. It so happened that this son was kidnapped and the dude had to chase the kidnapper a thousand miles with a mentally retarded chick. -ohhhh... and what kind of movie...??? -in search of nemo.

- it would be wonderful if you were naked in my bed now... - what????? - I mean, hi, how are you? this damn word corrector

a serious relationship is when a girl starts shitting in your house

it would be nicer to kill mosquitoes if they screamed