security

An image of a planet that is 5 billion km from the earth. Security camera in a bank

why the hell are you looking? this is a secret object get out of here

mail.ru special agent: install for all users, automatically launch when windows starts, make mail.ru the home page, make search@mail.ru the default search, create desktop icons, install satellite @mail.ru, install guardmailru for your security (you don’t have to mark it, it will still be installed), register with my world@mail.ru after installation, install the mail.ru panel in all browsers, bookmark answers@mail.ru, install the ultra-modern amigo browser and make it the default browser.

high security balcony

I took the wine from the store. I’m standing, choosing olives. the Gopnik security guard approaches. young man, you have a minute! I screw up my face from the series What the fuck? him: there is a minute left until 23.00 to buy alcohol! I immediately explode, jumping over the goods and rushing to the cash registers. he overtakes me - runs ahead - breaks through the road. At the checkout the line is parting: urgently! wine! cashier: oh, let me give it to you quickly - there’s only a minute left! just paid. Behind me, 2 people apart, there are guys with beer. cashier: oh my god. beer. they won't make it in time. gets up and shouts almost in panic: girls! punch the beer. 30 seconds left! This is what I call civil society.

A man walks into a bar: - as always to me! -Fine. security, take this idiot out!

A security guard at Disneyland asks for a little girl's autograph, pretending to mistake her for a "princess."