saw

When I accidentally saw my reflection in the mirror during sex

When you saw a car with low-profile wheels

7-year-old me, when I saw the sign “optics” instead of “pharmacy”: screw it, stupid adults, how can you make so many mistakes?

you go up to a woman, show her card tricks for 2 hours, then fuck her. it really works. I saw it in The Sims

Pamela Anderson said in some program: at home I look like an ordinary person, and my sons always saw me as ordinary, without hair and makeup. and somehow I got ready to go somewhere, put on my makeup... and went out to the children. the younger one looked at me intently and in horror: wait a second, are you Pamela Anderson???

-Brother, what's wrong with her? -What's wrong with her, brother? -she’s not really tall))) -she’s there for about 5 hours at most, the mileage is 100km. -I was already scared when I saw such a high Priora.

"transformers prime walk" is the best! downloaded, launched. At first I heard a slight crack and noise. then the screen flashed and blinded me. When I rubbed my eyes, I saw how the Sony inscription folded into the Autobot icon. After that, the phone began to vibrate and turned over to the screen and began to shine a flash into the sky (probably calling the others). While I was finishing my will, a screw flew into me and I saw my Xperia Z transform into an Autobot. as soon as he took on the appearance of a robot, he fucked the cat and said that I was the chosen one. Now we’re sitting with him drinking tea and waiting for Megan Fox

-How persistent are you in achieving your goals? -I saw the end of the excel table. -You are accepted.

where did you drink? it was an easy test to see if you're a lumberjack or an alcoholic