séparation

parting. expectation: everyone sympathizes, reality: congratulations

"The Accounts Chamber is beginning an audit regarding the investment of budget funds for the repair of Ryazan roads." - Ryazan what?

- hello, come to our party!) - well, today I want to stay at home. and the car is being repaired. -we have a lot of free booze)

When I was a child, they didn’t buy me anything for nothing: if you want a bike, finish the school year with no grades, if you want a skateboard, dig up the garden, if you want a new phone, help your grandmother make repairs. that's why I had nothing