roupas de malha

grandma fumbles

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

wrested clothes from another mannequin

Me: “I’m hiding a secret from the whole city.” my mother, who decided to hang my clothes after washing:

asked "what is nirvana?" answered: “this is such a clothing brand”