reloj de manzana

-ready! watch! where's my watch? oh ha ha! I stitched myself back in, leaving the watch outside!

I bought myself an Apple watch without moms, dads and loans..

The husband runs home, grabs his wife by the hand.., into the bedroom, rushes and throws her on the bed... the wife is shocked.., this has not happened in 20 years. her husband falls towards her, covers them with a blanket over his head and says..: - look! I bought the watch...it glows.

You can now watch videos on your apple watch

they don't know yet that I took 50 steps while they were lying on the charger

Pathetic mediocrity. A unique legend

when I bought a watch in Iraq

you know the date was a failure if the girl constantly looks at the watch she drew on her hand