ratte

your rat is at risk

-Why did you eat my Snickers, you stupid fool. not yours, don't touch!!!!!! She quickly gave me the money for it!!!! - Why are you hiding him behind mayonnaise like a rat? I ate it purely on principle

This is fucked up, comrades! I did this, only with a photo of a girl. I told a close (!) friend, supposedly it was my boyfriend’s mistress, she swore that she wouldn’t tell anyone, we’ve been friends since childhood, as it were. Today the cops were laughing at all this, the bastard “ratted” me out, fuck such friends

I'm not a doctor, but if anyone here is saving this guy's life, it's the girl on the right

guess who?

Everything is fine! she's still breathing!

-guess who farted))