raisin

yellow colored wine is called white because it is made from green grapes. fuck logic!

the father asks his son: - why are you reading a book about raising children? the son replies: - I’m monitoring you to see if you’re going too far...

“raising a deeply mentally retarded child in a family” - the feeling when your parents are hiding something from you

the owner got angry about something, he’s probably praising me again

spent