quand il est en retard

As children we laughed: “Homer, what a loser you are!” and now you look: he has a job, a loving wife, cool children, a life full of adventures, he’s even been to space... and who’s the loser here?

damn, it's a pawn

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

when you sit stoned and try not to die

when you come home dead and try not to burn yourself

when you are forbidden to wear a cap indoors

when you're stoned, but not as stoned as your friend

when he can cook