-have you ever wondered what your future wife is doing now?) -I know what she’s doing now) she’s texting me ;) -oh, how cute. -That’s it, she went to bed, I’ll go too, did you want something? - Damn, what a fool you are!
dialogue at a construction site: - fuck! are you crazy?! what the fuck are you fucking fucking up?! fuck off! -no fucking way, bullshit! it’s fucking bad, why the fuck is it screwing up?!